2015-12-18

The president of Poland is treated as a Messiah

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The Christian New Testament, Luke 11:27-28, has the following story of popular adulation mitigated by Jesus himself:  
And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him: Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.  But Jesus said: Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

Guess what: the very same slogan was used in a recent political demonstration in support of the current president of Poland, Mr Andrzej Duda

Polish source article

Verbatim transcription:
Polish Messiah in statu nascendi
Dear President [Duda:] Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.  

I kid you not: it is a public apotheosis of the current living Polish president.
   
The benediction of Duda's mother's paps aside, as a masculinist I must decry the omission of blessing for the loins that begot him:
"Blessed be the penis that conceived you"

 
What comes next, though? Accusations of sacrilege and auto-da-fé executions of those that dare oppose Mr Duda's divine political mission? Have the times of new inquisition really arrived? 

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